| There are many activities to be indulged in to | | | | car hire, direct your driver into inner city traffic |
| avoid the boredom that comes from driving but | | | | and the waving business will keep you amused for |
| few of them are legal and most require that you | | | | hours. Lorry drivers are a pretty sure bet, |
| remove at least one hand from the wheel with | | | | particularly if you're young and blonde, or young |
| the possible implications of being stopped for | | | | and dark, or middle aged and female. In fact, if |
| careless driving. If you have to travel but are | | | | you have a pulse, you'll get a wave returned by a |
| easily bored, try using chauffeur car hire to get | | | | lorry driver. |
| around and then indulge yourself in all sorts of fun. | | | | A major past time to be carried out in a car is, of |
| Dancing is one possibility. Many a time, my | | | | course, sex. In fact, at the age of eighteen, this is |
| daughter and I have made up our own version of | | | | a veritable right and part of completing the |
| the hand jive whilst driving along. This is great fun | | | | puberty process. Get to forty and it's not so |
| and people look at you like your crazy but after | | | | easy. Joints are stiffer and less flexible and, unless |
| one nasty experience where I got my sleeve | | | | you're newly single, mustering up the energy is |
| caught on the gear stick, I decided this was | | | | virtually impossible. Again, chauffeur car hire |
| dangerous. Now employ the use of chauffeur car | | | | comes into its own. Slide up that privacy partition |
| hire and you can dance to your heart's content in | | | | and slide into position with the ease and grace |
| the back seat. People will still look at you like | | | | that usually befits someone of a more recent |
| you're crazy but trust me, it's them, not you. | | | | generation. |
| People-watching is so much more fun when you | | | | If you're using chauffeur car hire instead of |
| don't have to drive. Using chauffeur car hire | | | | driving, you have the luxury of being able to |
| makes this past time so much easier. It's amazing | | | | consume alcohol. This will lead to a plethora of |
| that other drivers are under the impression they | | | | things that seem fun to do at the time. Believing |
| have blacked out windows or an invisibility cloak | | | | you can sing is one of the drawbacks and will see |
| over their cars when they're stuck in traffic. Nose | | | | you screeching out ballads at the top of your |
| pickers are the worst. Their little rituals over what | | | | voice. Writing 'HELP' on the rear window in lipstick |
| to do with their nasal secretion varies little and | | | | will be fun until you get pulled over by the police |
| often culminates in rolling and flicking. | | | | and will make you look stupid if you don't take |
| Of course, there is always eating. This is difficult | | | | into account that you have to write it backwards |
| to do when you're driving and often results in | | | | to be read from the outside. |
| burger sauce all over your steering wheel but get | | | | Of course, on really long journeys all these games |
| your chauffeur to drive and all manner of | | | | will become tedious after a while. There is only |
| silverware is at your disposal. | | | | one thing left to do and that is to see just how |
| Waving at people, contrary to popular belief, does | | | | many orange cones you can get in the back of |
| not stop being fun once you're out of primary | | | | your car. Orange cones are the source of endless |
| school. Challenge your companion to get the most | | | | amounts of fun unless you end up in casualty with |
| poker faced nearby driver to raise a faint smile | | | | one stuck on your head, in which case you will |
| and you may be surprised. If you use chauffeur | | | | just feel like a prat. |