| There are many activities to be indulged in | | | | If you use chauffeur car hire, direct your |
| to avoid the boredom that comes from driving | | | | driver into inner city traffic and the waving |
| but few of them are legal and most require | | | | business will keep you amused for hours. |
| that you remove at least one hand from the | | | | Lorry drivers are a pretty sure bet, |
| wheel with the possible implications of being | | | | particularly if you're young and blonde, or |
| stopped for careless driving. If you have to | | | | young and dark, or middle aged and female. In |
| travel but are easily bored, try using | | | | fact, if you have a pulse, you'll get a wave |
| chauffeur car hire to get around and then | | | | returned by a lorry driver. |
| indulge yourself in all sorts of fun. | | | | |
| | | | A major past time to be carried out in a car |
| Dancing is one possibility. Many a time, my | | | | is, of course, sex. In fact, at the age of |
| daughter and I have made up our own version | | | | eighteen, this is a veritable right and part |
| of the hand jive whilst driving along. This | | | | of completing the puberty process. Get to |
| is great fun and people look at you like your | | | | forty and it's not so easy. Joints are |
| crazy but after one nasty experience where I | | | | stiffer and less flexible and, unless you're |
| got my sleeve caught on the gear stick, I | | | | newly single, mustering up the energy is |
| decided this was dangerous. Now employ the | | | | virtually impossible. Again, chauffeur car |
| use of chauffeur car hire and you can dance | | | | hire comes into its own. Slide up that |
| to your heart's content in the back seat. | | | | privacy partition and slide into position |
| People will still look at you like you're | | | | with the ease and grace that usually befits |
| crazy but trust me, it's them, not you. | | | | someone of a more recent generation. |
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| People-watching is so much more fun when you | | | | If you're using chauffeur car hire instead of |
| don't have to drive. Using chauffeur car hire | | | | driving, you have the luxury of being able to |
| makes this past time so much easier. It's | | | | consume alcohol. This will lead to a plethora |
| amazing that other drivers are under the | | | | of things that seem fun to do at the time. |
| impression they have blacked out windows or | | | | Believing you can sing is one of the |
| an invisibility cloak over their cars when | | | | drawbacks and will see you screeching out |
| they're stuck in traffic. Nose pickers are | | | | ballads at the top of your voice. Writing |
| the worst. Their little rituals over what to | | | | 'HELP' on the rear window in lipstick will be |
| do with their nasal secretion varies little | | | | fun until you get pulled over by the police |
| and often culminates in rolling and flicking. | | | | and will make you look stupid if you don't |
| | | | take into account that you have to write it |
| Of course, there is always eating. This is | | | | backwards to be read from the outside. |
| difficult to do when you're driving and often | | | | |
| results in burger sauce all over your | | | | Of course, on really long journeys all these |
| steering wheel but get your chauffeur to | | | | games will become tedious after a while. |
| drive and all manner of silverware is at your | | | | There is only one thing left to do and that |
| disposal. | | | | is to see just how many orange cones you can |
| | | | get in the back of your car. Orange cones are |
| Waving at people, contrary to popular belief, | | | | the source of endless amounts of fun unless |
| does not stop being fun once you're out of | | | | you end up in casualty with one stuck on your |
| primary school. Challenge your companion to | | | | head, in which case you will just feel like a |
| get the most poker faced nearby driver to | | | | prat. |
| raise a faint smile and you may be surprised. | | | | |